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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

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July 12th, 2014 // 702,747 notes
billionaired:

Sky Penthouse
reals:

Pisa | Photographer

dildotho:

warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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June 29th, 2014 // 266,432 notes

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

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June 24th, 2014 // 669,626 notes
allthinqsdrake:

Bitches came over, yeah we threw a party